if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me
OMG IF YOU DON’T REBLOG I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU I MEAN EVERYBODY NEEDS THIS ON THEIR BLOG LIKE SERIOUSLY OMG KJSDAF VKJSD AHFJKR HFKJE
HOLY OMG I CANT I CANT
LETS NOT BREAK THE FUCKING POST BUT OMG DIS CAT
'i dont even know how to hold a baby'
'im crying in a restaurant'
OH MY GOD
Don’t swear the baby doesn’t like it xD
holy shit he got owned
Cat Avoids ‘House of Cards’ Spoilers at All Costs
A Washington, DC cat named Fletcher might be the only person in America who hasn’t finished season two of the Netflix original series House of Cards.
"His whole family finished season two, all his co-workers are talking about the big twist ending," says Bruce Jimenez, a friend of the cat. "Fletcher just curls up in a ball and covers his ears. He’ll go to crazy lengths to avoid spoilers."
"What’s taking him so long?" asks Diane Holland, one of Fletcher’s colleagues whom he frequently chats with at the office water cooler. "All the episodes are right there on Netflix! I just want to gush about Frank Underwood, but Fletcher is useless to me!”
But Fletcher’s strategy is decidedly anti-binge, according to sources close to him. “He likes to savor each episode week to week — really reflect on it, like the old days of TV dramas,” says Jenna Evans, another friend. “It’s getting harder and harder to do that in an on-demand world.”
Submitted by Jonathan Rick.
LOL this is exactly what they did to my cat Nico and they even look the same
How do you feel about people getting tattoos similar to your cat ones?
Well I mean it not an original design so it’s cool. I’m working on my half sleeve tho so it would be kindof weird if someone got them in the SAME place and like copied my sleeve
I hate how people act like being a couch potato is a bad thing. Potatoes can be modified into so many different things. Potatoes are awesome.
Dude was looking popular name from 1999 (my birthyear) and I saw Chase after watching your video on ftmtrantastic bout names and i was like CHASEYPOO like im weird
LOL CHASEYPOO IN DA HOUSE
Is it just me or does it sound like gun shots going off every time my neighbours slams their doors
It’s not just you. I hear it. Definitely gunshots.
Once upon a time, Tumblr jumped all over cis people who thought it was appropriate to ask trans people about their genitals. Now, Tumblr calls trans men who refuse to answer misogynists. What will they think of next?