January 2012
Just realized that 2012 will be the first year...
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That moment when you are trying to cheer up your... →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
Click to follow this blog, you will be so glad you did!
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Her ass, though.
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December 2011
Watchohh-boyy:
maybe-i-need-you:
overreacti0n:
Rule of Tumblr: every time you see this video, YOU REBLOG IT. And sing along. No questions asked.
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
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I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
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When Your Playing Tag →
foreversupergay:
Then you see the person thats out chasing your friend
Follow the FUNNIEST blog in Bikini Bottom
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
My response:
Anyone ever: I'm gay
Me: awesome. i love unicorns, do you love unicorns?
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Reblog if you want "have you ever" asks.
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The difference between straight girls and lesbians...
Straight girl: Baby, I got my period!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lesbian: Baby......I got my period....................
friend: I got an A on my calculus test!
friend: I have a hot boyfriend!
friend: I had so much fun partying this weekend!
me: One time I got four notes on a text post I made.
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So True!!
In real life
when you meet someone a few years older than you: oh my god, you're so OLD i can't talk to you i'll embarrass myself oh dfhsfg
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: ew, no, get away from me, I'll break your brain with my knowledge.
online
when you meet someone a few years older than you: I DON'T EVEN CARE, LOOK WE LIKE THE SAME STUFF, YOU'RE SO AWESOME, I LOVE YOU, I'M GONNA TALK TO YOU ALL THE TIME.
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: d'awwwwww omg *squish squish* ilu you're so cute, here, read some porn.
When you ship a pairing from a show you don't even...
raphmike:
Please pray for my baby sister chloe,shes having...
teandarenea:
Reblog if you are always willing to help a...
Doesn’t have to be a follower too. You can remain anon. :-)
When someone does hard equations without a...
yourhomeworkcanwait:
